I guess this is what you call 'clickbait'? This is something I wouldn't resort to unless I was desperate..
I'm desperate.
I'm a mercenary for hire and willing to do almost anything for cash. I know the title was very misleading but I didn't want to put out "POOR MERCENARY FOR HIRE!!! NEED MONEY FAST!!!" because that would've been too obvious and most likely no one would want to read it...
I have trained almost my entire life to complete even the most arduous of tasks. You want someone dead within a week? I can do it within 24 hours.. Someone did you wrong and you want them to apologize, grovel at your feet, and beg for mercy? I can find hundreds of ways to torture a human being in the most gruesome, painful way possible..
Not satisfied yet? Why don't you shoot me an e-mail?
-First name only
-Do not state your location
-Feel free to give any information you please in the e-mail
-Give me 2 hours
When I find you.. I hope you're willing to make a deal with a reasonable sum of payment. I wouldn't go through all that trouble to receive nothing.
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